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Speed Date

Kevin Freeman

Alexis

Superstar Assassin

Archie Becker

Emily

Raven

Kevin Freeman – Dating Site Fraud

Alexis – Superbabe, Internet Dater

Superstar Assassin – a.k.a. The Ghost

Archie Becker – Accountant, Financial Manager, Sleazebag

Emily – Secretary, Dominatrix

Raven – Spymaster, Epicurean

Lilith sitting in a swing chair

Dr. Troy Jackson's social journal

A page from Dr. Troy Jackson's social journal with photographs

Emily very happy and pleased with Kevin Freeman's sales reports from a video game

Kevin Freeman sitting at his desk and working on his computer

A photograph of Alexis on Dr. Troy Jackson's social journal

A message from Alexis on Dr. Troy Jackson's social journal

Kevin Freeman and Alexis having a dinner table conversation

An assassin staring very suspiciously at Kevin Freeman

Kevin Freeman and Alexis hiding in an alley and staying out of sight

Alexis and Kevin Freeman having dinner at a fancy restaurant

Kevin Freeman with a very satisfied look on his own face

Alexis informing Kevin Freeman that they are in a very dangerous situation

Lilith in a waitress outfit

Kevin Freeman with a very surprised look on his own face

Alexis telling Kevin Freeman the story of how she became a secret agent

Alexis disguised as a Chinese or Japanese woman and dressed in a kimono

Kevin Freeman in a Red Baron costume and Alexis in a Catwoman costume

Kevin Freeman and Alexis at a costume party

Alexis in a Catwoman outfit

Kevin Freeman in a Red Baron outfit

Kevin Freeman dancing at a costume party

Emily looking very elegant and beautiful at the costume party

Archie Becker sitting in a chair and watching a stage play

Archie Becker very shocked and surprised to see Alexis at the party

Emily and Kevin Freeman

Kevin Freeman pointing a gun at Archie Becker

Archie Becker's death

Alexis and Kevin Freeman confronting Raven in his own kitchen

Two secret agents pointing their loaded guns at Kevin Freeman and Alexis

Kevin Freeman telling Raven that he is a video game designer

Raven feeling very happy with a smile on his own face

Kevin Freeman with a very shocked and confused look on his own face

We get a look at Dr. Troy Jackson's social journal

We see more of Dr. Troy Jackson's social journal

We see a collection of Dr. Troy Jackson's photos on his social journal

The creator of Dr. Troy Jackson's social journal is none other than...

Kevin Freeman, video game designer and online dating scammer

Lilith states that we all tell little white lies

Lilith states that we lie about our daily routines

Lilith states that honesty may be the best policy

Lilith declares that Kevin Freeman's lies will get him into trouble

Kevin Freeman receives new messages on his computer

Emily gives Kevin Freeman the sales reports for his latest video game

Kevin Freeman asks Emily to go out on a date with him

Emily tells Kevin Freeman he's not her type, but Kevin tells her otherwise

Emily reluctantly turns Kevin Freeman down and Kevin goes back to work

Kevin Freeman reads a message on Dr. Troy Jackson's social journal

Kevin Freeman replies by asking Alexis out on a date on Dr. Troy Jackson's social journal

Kevin Freeman turns around and sees Alexis, the queen of online dating

Alexis tells Kevin Freeman that it's an honor to meet him in person

Kevin Freeman tells Alexis about his daily routine activities

Alexis regretfully informs Kevin Freeman that she hates people who lie to her

An assassin arrives to bring Kevin Freeman and Alexis to Raven

Alexis saves Kevin Freeman's life

Kevin Freeman and Alexis hide in an alley to stay out of sight

Alexis can't tell Kevin Freeman who these bad guys were

Kevin Freeman tries to figure out why Raven wants Alexis dead

Alexis tells Kevin Freeman that she's a secret agent who works for Raven

Kevin Freeman reveals his true identity and says that he's a video game designer

Kevin Freeman tells Alexis that everything on his online profile is real

Alexis tells Kevin Freeman that she was recruited at the age of 10

Alexis tells Kevin Freeman that she killed everyone who got in her way

Alexis tells Kevin Freeman that assassins are following him

Alexis tells Kevin Freeman that his social account on his computer was hacked

Lilith as a restaurant waitress

Alexis warns Kevin Freeman that agents traced his credit cards

Alexis gives Kevin freeman a chance to leave now and stay alive

Alexis tells Kevin Freeman that Archie Becker is an accountant

Kevin Freeman tells Alexis that he's seen all the James Bond movies

Alexis explains to Kevin Freeman that she wanted out of the organization

Alexis tells Kevin Freeman that she learned to use a handgun

Kevin Freeman finds out what Alexis meant by making the first mark

Kevin Freeman finds out that Alexis was also an online dating scammer

Kevin Freeman tells Alexis that her online profile was a fake

Kevin Freeman and Alexis break inside to find some costumes

Kevin Freeman tries on a Viking helmet while Alexis fixes her ankle cuff

Kevin Freeman tries on a hat that really looks like a three-layer cake

Alexis is in a Catwoman costume while Kevin Freeman is in a Red Baron costume

Alexis and Kevin need to make Archie think that Raven wants him dead

Kevin Freeman tells Alexis that he is not a hired assassin

Kevin Freeman tells Alexis he is known as the Owl, an international assassin

Alexis says that anyone who knew the real Owl never lived to tell about it

Alexis goes to see Archie Becker while Kevin Freeman blends in with the crowd

Come on, Kevin Freeman, show these people how to have a really good time!

Kevin Freeman has got a case of Dance Fever!

Kevin Freeman finds out that Emily has been working in this place for years

Kevin Freeman, if this were the army, I'd have you shot at sunrise!

Alexis tells Archie Becker to turn on some music so that she can dance for him

Alexis charms Archie Becker with pleasure, then reveals herself to him

Kevin Freeman reluctantly turns Emily down and the two go their own separate ways

Alexis tells Archie Becker that Raven has put a bounty on his head

Kevin Freeman arrives to kill Archie Becker and collect the reward

Alexis saves Archie Becker by knocking Kevin Freeman unconscious

Alexis tells Kevin Freeman that she saved Archie Becker to gain his trust

Alexis confesses to Kevin that Archie told her where Raven is before she killed him

Raven is cooking dinner when he is suddenly caught by Alexis and Kevin Freeman

Raven shows Alexis and Kevin Freeman what he is making for dinner

Alexis tells Raven she wants her life back and he believes her

Raven warns Alexis that no one has ever left the organization alive

Kevin Freeman tells Raven that he met Alexis on an Internet date

Kevin Freeman asks Raven to give Alexis a chance at a normal life

Kevin Freeman tells Raven that he is a video game designer

Raven tells Kevin Freeman that Planet of the Undead is his favorite video game

Kevin Freeman asks Raven when he's going to give Alexis back her life

Kevin Freeman announces that he and Alexis are staying for dinner

Kevin Freeman tells Alexis that their own first date turned out to be pretty nice

A spoof of the "James Bond Will Return" format at the end of the episode